Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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