I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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