did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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