There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So much rum. So many feels.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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