I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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