Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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