what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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