Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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