Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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