Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
