thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
barbara walters just said penis...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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