When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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