So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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