Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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