return my video game
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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