I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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