i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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