I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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