you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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