i barfeds in our rink
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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