Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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