Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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