How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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