I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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