Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The air was thick with penises
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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