Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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