Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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