Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
no, he came in my armpit
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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