from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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