Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
