Dual....:-)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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