Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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