At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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