The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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