Tell her she can't have a vagina
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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