About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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