im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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