Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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