Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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