You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
