I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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