Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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