I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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