ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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