Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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