Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize