Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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