Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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