i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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