My friends, they love my intelligence
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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