Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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