Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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