Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
did you just send me my own nude
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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