That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Randomize
