He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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