Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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